Numerophilus on February 20, 2026 2:47 am https://preview.redd.it/fnr8aesickkg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f998a5468d16088d10ecf0a1396d988eb0d88b0c Not so fast Donald Rump
COCK_SUCKEM on February 20, 2026 3:02 am The guy is doing anything he can to get the heat off him lmao
Fork_Master on February 20, 2026 3:26 am The US government whenever the people start looking into things a little too much: https://i.redd.it/eeoamxgajkkg1.gif
influx_ on February 20, 2026 3:34 am Lmao if they were raping aliens, they would try their best not to disclose it.
Interesting-Dream863 on February 20, 2026 3:34 am Plot twist… Earth is the alien version of the Epstein Island… and humans are the prey.
Toy_Soulja on February 20, 2026 3:46 am No wonder they’ve been probing asses, they’re trying to get revenge but dont have adequate weiner to make it impactful
scienceAurora on February 20, 2026 3:53 am You kidding me? This shit is precisely why aliens don’t talk to us. Just…*motions to the whole planet* All of it
jscottman96 on February 20, 2026 3:55 am Didn’t they try the whole aliens thing last time? Like release the epstine files
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Not so fast Donald Rump
The guy is doing anything he can to get the heat off him lmao
_**Roswell!**_
In case of emergency, release the aliens
They tried this in like 2019
“I am the best at releasing files”
They did this last time something bad came up
The US government whenever the people start looking into things a little too much:
https://i.redd.it/eeoamxgajkkg1.gif
Alien leaders probably hanging out with Epstein too.
Lmao if they were raping aliens, they would try their best not to disclose it.
Plot twist… Earth is the alien version of the Epstein Island… and humans are the prey.
Only the children, the sexy alien children.
UNDERAGE ALIENS!
Obama on his mind again
No wonder they’ve been probing asses, they’re trying to get revenge but dont have adequate weiner to make it impactful
Mmhmm, but let us not forget the Epstein Files.
You kidding me? This shit is precisely why aliens don’t talk to us. Just…*motions to the whole planet* All of it
Didn’t they try the whole aliens thing last time? Like release the epstine files